Man, the later Led Zeppelin stuff just wasn’t as edgy.
What if it’s a down escalator?
“Escalator to Hell” is closer, but seems a bit more boomer than taking the stairway.
The road to hell is paved with
good intentionsinterlocking movable steps. I could also parody the bible verse, which works especially well because this is a very narrow path, but it’s just so damn wordy.Also, if that’s hell, I’m glad to see they have a fire alarm installed.
This is the ride!
Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/954/
What terrifies me more is that when it’s on, there’s no way back.
Oooh! Fun escape room/maze idea. You could add one-way sections using escalators or moving walkways.
That’s true! Although you would need an escalator first…
I said fun, not affordable or practical, haha.
This reminds me heavily of The Oldest View
It involves nearly endless stair cases and a shopping mall. It’s so good highly recommend.
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