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        1 year ago

        The evidence before the court is

        Incontrovertible, there’s no need for

        The jury to retire

        In all my years of judging

        I have never heard before

        Of someone more deserving

        Of the full penalty of law

        The way you made them suffer

        Your exquisite wife and mother

        Fills me with the urge to defecate!

        Since, my friend, you have revealed your

        Deepest fear,

        I sentence you to be exposed before

        your peers—

        TEAR DOWN THE WALL!