Vulcan science academy: Why do you need another warp core?
Humans: We’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast.
VSA: Last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast.
Humans: hahaha yeah. It did tho
VSA: It exploded.
Humans: It exploded twice as fast
VSA: deep sigh That is logical. Fine, I want to see where this goes.
The four founding member species are an unstoppable cadre.
Vulcans: the tech nerds that make things that work and have the patience needed to explain it to the humans.
Humans: the crazy guys who break things just to make them better, but sideways.
Andorians: the bad ass frat bros egging the crazy humans on.
Telarites: the loudmouths that always stir up the best fights for the humans and andorians to go kick ass in.
Two warp cores!? You’d get sooo many tachyons with those babies!
I never understood why he didn’t seek help from the Klingons
