“This phenomenon appears across the globe and in all cultures, with no one experiencing erotic fulfillment as intense as that of a nerd left dizzy by a highly improbable romantic encounter with a total babe,” said Jaime LeBaron, a University of Pennsylvania sociologist and lead author of the study, who noted that the dweeb’s gratification was often marked by a dazed smile and a remark like “You sure can’t learn that in chemistry class,” after which they would let out a long, contented sigh and faint dead away.
Alt title: “Why nerds experienced better sex under socialism”
What is Weird Science?
Protip: Don’t re-watch Weird Science.
That or Revenge of the Nerds. Do not rewatch revenge of the nerds either. In fact, most 80s comedy movies in general have aged really poorly.
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Yo, anyone want to give me lipstick marks and tilt my glasses?
Finally talking about the real news
Only had somebody leave cosmetics on me one time. My face broke out afterwards. I’d rather have not gotten laid tbh, acne sucks.
