Donald Trump recently announced on Truth Social that he has teamed up with country music artist Lee Greenwood to sell a custom “God Bless The USA” Bible for $59.99. Here is everything we know about the bespoke religious text that the former president is hawking.
The onion is just a real news source at this point.
They legit should start putting out real articles with their brand of humor and the only difference between an onion and a real article is a tiny logo at the end of the title.