• LoamImprovement@beehaw.org
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      7 months ago

      The one in the manager’s mind, that also isn’t actually an MVP because sales over-promised and now you have to find a way to deliver.

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        Ahh, sales…

        The best sales folks are the ones who promise customers things that are literally impossible (and I do mean literally, eg. promising something that essentially solves the halting problem). Those are always fun to sort out

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      I can deliver completely bugless. The secret is code that doesn’t do anything, acts the same as code that doesn’t exist.