• fear@kbin.social
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          10 months ago

          Breaking News: Malaysian officials ban fabulous cake.

          Anyone found baking or possessing kek lapis Sarawak may be caned and could receive a 3-20 year prison sentence, depending on how much of it they ate. Officials believe these intricately detailed and colorful cakes–which date back over 50 years–are part of a time-traveling gay agenda. More at 6.

  • DavidGarcia@feddit.nl
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    10 months ago

    I feel like I should have known about this by now. It seems the universe has been forced to make new content lately because I’ve already seen everything.