They don’t just hit each other.
A few years ago, I was riding my bike (as in bicycle, not motorbike). A bat hit me head-on. Right on the, err, gentleman’s sausage.
If you were hoping for Batman super powers, I regret to inform you that he doesn’t have any. However, if your billionaire parents were killed in front of you as a child, you may be in luck.
Same thing happened to me. Right at dusk, just riding along on my bike and outta nowhere a bat wrapped its wings around my head. It felt like getting lightly smacked by a warm, moist leather glove.
They don’t just hit each other. A few years ago, I was riding my bike (as in bicycle, not motorbike). A bat hit me head-on. Right on the, err, gentleman’s sausage.
I’m still waiting for super powers to appear.
If you were hoping for Batman super powers, I regret to inform you that he doesn’t have any. However, if your billionaire parents were killed in front of you as a child, you may be in luck.
Typical self made billionaire
Same thing happened to me. Right at dusk, just riding along on my bike and outta nowhere a bat wrapped its wings around my head. It felt like getting lightly smacked by a warm, moist leather glove.
It’s like the orcas and yachts thing, but less polite
Granted: you will now lead the insect based agroindustrial revolution and save the planet.
Super patience? It appears you have it already.