Please help I don’t wanna die there’s so much I have to do I can’t go grey yet oooaaaaaaauhhh

  • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    8 months ago

    Communism makes you go grey faster, it’s well-known science. I had youthful locks of hair until I lost my house and got radicalized, now I’ve got grey everywhere. I believe in science they call this a “singular data point”, which sounds about sciencey enough for me to know it’s true.