While you were studying historical materialism, I was reading the manual to EU4
When you get your politics from playing Skyrim
lol hungary is still just hungary
To be fair to the Hungarians, they’re what the Europeans would consider “invaders”, if this person was really a retvrn freak, Hungary wouldn’t exist.
Europe for the Basques, Indo-Europeans go home
Expel the Indo-European and Finnic-Uralic invaders back to the steppes from whence they came.
yeah stand back everyone, apparently jesus christ was a hungarian prince! our loonies are vindicated. christianity is our ancestral religion.
Is he giving the Danes control of Alsace-Lorraine and part of the balkans? Impeccable, no notes. Giving the Gauls all of Iberia? Sure that makes sense
When I conquer the world, I’m going to forcibly resettle everyone in Alsace-Lorraine to elsewhere, wall it off, and let it return to nature. If the little brats who have been killing each other for centuries over it can’t play nice and share, nobody gets to play with it.
No, make it the new Israel. Would ensure world peace as both France and Germany insists on Israels right to exist
It would’ve made more sense than where we put it. I’ve been saying we should’ve turned Bavaria into Israel, but Alsace works too
Israel-lorraine
He doesnt know what any of these words mean. He probably just googled “traditional european tribes” and went with the first results.
Traditional European people art
The raven banner is only Danish insofar as all Scandinavians were called “Danes” as a metonym by the English for a bit. Theres a raven banner on the bayeux tapestry. It’s not really a Danish symbol
Thank you, I am aware, thats why I wrote “Danes” but I can see how that can be confusing.
Why isn’t Sicily Greek?
Yeah, this white supremacist map doesn’t make any sense!
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Add it to the roster of bangers which I’ve written and and been snubbed for by the FADCIST THOUGHT POLICE mods and admins
This is not going to end well for the Estonians.
or the Hungarians considering they’re basically blocking off a Yugolsavia exclave from mega-Russia or whatever that’s supposed to be.
Surprisingly generous to the Sami people though. They’ve been assigned some very important mining areas that they have not actually laid claim to. Very woke.
czechs are norse? lmao shut the fuck up
Spain, Ireland, and chunks of England are “Celtic” because a linguistic and pottery culture that’s not well defined in archeology from 3,000 years ago, but all the “-sexes” in the UK get to be vikings.
I appreciate the independent Sápmi somehow coexisting alongside the fucking raven banner pan-Germanic shit
I hate the Internet
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Better, he’s cancelling Christianity because he thinks it’s a Jewish plot.
Let him cook
That’s been a thing with E*ropean nationalists since the 19th century. Idk who started it but it times in to the German “volk” bs and lots of other right wing European nationalisms.
Yeah the 1500s were super woke and semetic.
looks like one of my ck3 games
Show this to Balkans Twitter and start ten thousand fights
Bahaha.
Rammstein takes over most of Finland, apparently
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Ohhh Poland cut in half along Wisła river, this would be very fun and very popular.