GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoLadies if all the men of the world disappeared for 24 hours, they are fine they will come back, BUT during those 24 hours what are YOU doing?message-squaremessage-square178fedilinkarrow-up1151arrow-down145file-text
arrow-up1106arrow-down1message-squareLadies if all the men of the world disappeared for 24 hours, they are fine they will come back, BUT during those 24 hours what are YOU doing?GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square178fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up55arrow-down4·8 months agoShitting with the bathroom door open.
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up41·8 months agoWhats stopping you? My wife does then gets moody at me when I walk past and see her. I should tell her to cut the crap.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·8 months agoIsn’t that why the scientific name for the anus is turd cutter?
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·8 months agoI thought the scientific name was birthday hole. TIL
minus-squarefunkajunk@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·8 months agoNever heard this one. Plz explain.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down1·8 months agoHis wife lets him stick his penis in her asshole on his birthday.
minus-squareTipRing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·8 months agoOr his wife pegs him on his birthday.
minus-squareDelta_V@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·8 months agoWise words from SatansMaggotyCumFart.
minus-squarefunkajunk@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 months agoI hear some guys are willing to peg you every day if you want
minus-squareRikudou_Sage@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down2·8 months agoWith the poop crap knife?
minus-squarerecapitated@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 months agoRead this in Rodney Dangerfield voice
Shitting with the bathroom door open.
Whats stopping you?
My wife does then gets moody at me when I walk past and see her. I should tell her to cut the crap.
Isn’t that why the scientific name for the anus is turd cutter?
I thought the scientific name was birthday hole.
TIL
Never heard this one. Plz explain.
His wife lets him stick his penis in her asshole on his birthday.
Or his wife pegs him on his birthday.
Lucky guy.
Wise words from SatansMaggotyCumFart.
I hear some guys are willing to peg you every day if you want
With the
poopcrap knife?Read this in Rodney Dangerfield voice
I KNEW IT!