A German art student posing as one of China’s terracotta warriors at the heritage site in Xi’an，2006.
Police took 2 minutes to find the “living” one, as he did not harm the relics, he was not arrested or charged but only given a criticism, and outfit was confiscated.
Dudes rock moment?
This is probably something like a caution but I’d like to imagine the cops were there going “your outfit’s shit, wrong colour, face makeup sucks, 2/10”
Your hair? Wack! Your gear? Wack! Your jewelry? Wack! Your footstance? Wack! The way that you talk? Wack! The way you don’t even like to smile? Wack! Us? We’re tight as fuck!
And you definitely can’t stand properly!
akshually they threatened him and his family this just prooves how ebil china are, tanky
The lack of evidence only proves how dastardly those celestial barbarians are, they don’t want you to know that they rounded up his entire family and alternately shot at their feet while gleefully yelling “dance for me!”
i went to china and a chinese police officer threw a water balloon at my feet and the water balloon exploded and it was filled with pee and the pee splashed on me and everyone laughed at me because i had the water balloon pee on me this injustice will not stand
Fashion police are still bastards