You heard me
In like a thick new jersey accent:
If you want my balls you gotta talk to my wife i don’t know where she keeps 'em
Not stealing when they are given freely. Take note this is what real mutual aid looks like
o7
You could have just asked.
Jokes on you I have no ass hank hill style
GET HIS GLUTEAL ORTHOTIC!
Just don’t glue them together again, please.
You may steal my balls… you may steal my ass… but you’ll never dogs my bathtub.
Good, take them
I want to be smooth and free of protrusion
My dick can stay though, I like being able to aim my pee
Jokes on you, now you have IBS!
I do miss the balls though
you can take my ass when you pry it from my cold dead hands
Real andy griffiths shit
fine, I wasn’t using them anyway
Orchiectomypilled eunuchmaxxing
I already have no ass :(
Okie dokie
You’ll have to ask my wife where she keeps them.