oleorun@real.lemmy.fanM to Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm'@real.lemmy.fanEnglish · 7 months agoIndiana judge rules tacos, burritos are sandwicheswww.wishtv.comexternal-linkmessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up135arrow-down11file-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
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minus-squareconditional_soup@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 months agoDoctrine radical, structure neutral. “A sandwich is any food in contact with any bread product”
minus-squareconditional_soup@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-27 months agoAlso worth noting that under this rationale: Cannibals see people as food You are a people, and therefore food (terms and conditions apply) When you eat bread, it is in contact with you When you eat a sandwich, you become a sandwich
minus-squareAkasazh@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoYour username doesn’t really check out, it should be conditional sandwich
minus-squareFermion@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 months agoSo a salad served with croutons is a sandwhich?
minus-squareconditional_soup@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 months agoYes, and so is a clam chowder bread bowl
minus-squareChuymatt@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoGawd, that sounds good right now…
minus-squareGluWu@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 months agoIs cereal a bowl of milk sandwiches?
minus-squareDoYouNot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoIs a loaf of bread a bread sandwich then?
minus-squareconditional_soup@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoStructure radical, doctrine neutral: a sandwich is, at a minimum, bread. E.g. A baguette is a sandwich
minus-squareStepos Venzny@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoSo my can of breadcrumbs is full of sandwiches.
minus-squareconditional_soup@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-27 months agoThe judge didn’t stutter. According to Indiana, yes.
Doctrine radical, structure neutral. “A sandwich is any food in contact with any bread product”
Also worth noting that under this rationale:
Your username doesn’t really check out, it should be conditional sandwich
So a salad served with croutons is a sandwhich?
Yes, and so is a clam chowder bread bowl
Gawd, that sounds good right now…
Is cereal a bowl of milk sandwiches?
Yes, next question
Is a loaf of bread a bread sandwich then?
Structure radical, doctrine neutral: a sandwich is, at a minimum, bread.
E.g. A baguette is a sandwich
So my can of breadcrumbs is full of sandwiches.
The judge didn’t stutter. According to Indiana, yes.