• Kyrgizion@lemmy.world
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    And yet when I run around the market naked while fapping, they lock me up, while this guy gets a freaking statue…

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      But do you sometimes go to, say, Noam Chomsky’s lectures and absolutely roast him with your witticisms? Otherwise it’s just sparkling cynicism really

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        Now that you mention it, maybe I should visit a political rally or such carrying a featherless biped…

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            I don’t mean to interrupt here, but you two should exchange numbers. This is some non Bonnie coffee here, and I am quite enthralled. Well played you two.

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      Have you tried releasing a featherless chicken in a court room?

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    “I am searching for the bones of your father but cannot distinguish them from those of a slave.” — Diogenes of Sinope (as he was asked by Alexander the Great what he was doing when staring into a pile of bones)