Fucking hurry up I want to pinch them cheeks

  • GinAndJuche@hexbear.net
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    6 months ago

    Eh, invertebrates kinda suck. It should slow down (based entirely on my ignorant ass opinions).

    Like who wants to be a loser with an outside skeleton? Oh no I broke a bone, my entire carapace is now compromised.

    Like, I know you know more about nature than me, so correct me if I’m wrong. My current knowledge is deeply biased against eco skeletons. Is that stupid? Should I become crab pilled?

    • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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      6 months ago

      Tired: Break a bone and now you’re filled with shards and maybe have to get surgery to fix it because you didn’t get enough calcium or some weak shit.

      Wired: Break a claw? Rip that fucker off and regrow a bigger one. Then go gorge your crab stomach on some dipshit ape that thought they could explore the ocean in a glorified soda can.