Fucking hurry up I want to pinch them cheeks
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i’m trying but estrogen doesn’t work that fast
Skill issue
“WE”
speak for urself
Because evolution is a slow process? Who knows, we might be as we speak and not know it.
Well it needs to hurry the fuck up
Eh, invertebrates kinda suck. It should slow down (based entirely on my ignorant ass opinions).
Like who wants to be a loser with an outside skeleton? Oh no I broke a bone, my entire carapace is now compromised.
Like, I know you know more about nature than me, so correct me if I’m wrong. My current knowledge is deeply biased against eco skeletons. Is that stupid? Should I become crab pilled?
Tired: Break a bone and now you’re filled with shards and maybe have to get surgery to fix it because you didn’t get enough calcium or some weak shit.
Wired: Break a claw? Rip that fucker off and regrow a bigger one. Then go gorge your crab stomach on some dipshit ape that thought they could explore the ocean in a glorified soda can.
I mean, entire ecosystems (all ecosystems?) will fall apart without invertebrates due to their role as pollinators and detritivores.
invertebrates are a great bunch of lads
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We’re going to start breeding only the crustiest people with the most durable skin.
Who says we aren’t?
speak for yourself, ive been scuttling about in small rockpools all day to lysenko myself into a six legged lifeform
I imagined a crab surgeon and for a moment there i thought I had come up with the best idea ever, until I remembered that futurama already did it
YOU’RE not, skill issue
oh shidd i can comment on my work computer again we are so back
Hell yeah post on company time
company subsidized posting
Because mammals weaselfy instead of crabify. Become oily and lithe with me 😘
You’re not? Oh shit we sent your box of superglue and plastic cutlery to the wrong hole in the ground.
You need to make death grip evolutionarily beneficial
