ha, ha, yeah, that’s me. perfectly straight. the straightest. like a boomerang. cause they fly really straight and stuff. like a river. you know, they just run in a straight line from mountaintop to coast. just like my sexuality. straightastic. like one of those silly straws, cause you suck on the tip (straightly) and the drink just comes straight into your mouth (not like in a gay way) like you dont have to exert pressure in any other directions or anything. just straight in. like me. like my sexual preferences.

i will be taking no questions