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this month has been a roller coaster for jeff tiedrich, trumps indictment was the top of the drop, last night was the euthanasia loops
the name would have been EstradiolValorant… but i don’t play valorant
baby trans girl figuring it out - formerly MorelaakIsBack - pfp is the gamer girl from nash romi’s comic ‘gamer girl’
this month has been a roller coaster for jeff tiedrich, trumps indictment was the top of the drop, last night was the euthanasia loops
acute malarkey shortage artificially sustained by federal malarkotics bureau interference with private malarkey industry production chains in bullshit-rich sectors of the market
you will be praised once (1 time (uno)) upon the moment of the completion of your one millionth dodge roll
he was cursed by the evil fox deity that inhabits rupert murdoch’s corpse
the fruit of the nutbird vine (invasive species, cognitohazardous)
sir your vehicle has testicular cancer
Bio Bidet by Bemis
I gotta tell ya fam, that is… a bad name for a line of bidets. I am instantly suspicious of your bidet. the image of a bidet shooting my butt with something that is clearly NOT clean water springs into my mind unbidden when you repeat the phrase “Bio Bidet”
the disassociated lefty to painfully insightful doomer girlboss pipeline is measured down the length of a needle full of estrogen going into a thigh
found too infirm to stand trial
sorry kamala, he already did
gimme da gril pil
the resemblance is uncanny
getting a low back tattoo CW LEWD BUTT
if you say “tits and an ass” that counts as one wish
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first they came for frijoles, and I did not speak out, for the refritos made me gassy
without a big x or a red cross through the hand how am I, Everyman Amerikanski, supposed to know the pear is not for me?
oh this one’s a gem, a real “Pluto’s Pluto” ya know?
I’d use it to wave hello as would be the custom
this is the idf’s army corps of engineers getting really fucking bored and deciding to increase the ambient racism with a trebuchet that sets crops on fire
they found something denser than lead