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badposting@hexbear.net · 5 months ago

I have found a magical lamp. Yes, a genie has granted me three wishes

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I have found a magical lamp. Yes, a genie has granted me three wishes

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badposting@hexbear.net · 5 months ago

I already used one on a self cleaning Fleshlight

Plz help me pick the other 2

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if you say “tits and an ass” that counts as one wish
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  The genie will give you a donkey and birds
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    I want a pair of blue footed boobies.

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