I already used one on a self cleaning Fleshlight
Plz help me pick the other 2
A sex arse to put the fleshlight inside of!
Never got the term sex arse. Every ass is for sex if have a bit of creativity. Why distinguish?
There’s sex ass and then there’s doo doo ass, very different things
Make the tectonic plates move 3000x faster
if you say “tits and an ass” that counts as one wish
The genie will give you a donkey and birds
I want a pair of blue footed boobies.
an identical self dirtying fleshlight so you can do that “one dude only tells lies and their door goes to hell” riddle but with your dick
i need a garlic press so if you can wish for one of those and hand it to me that would be swell
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alas, at this point milenko can only grant him two fat bitches
The ability to tickle someone’s prostate or gspot just by thinking it.
The US political debates would get so much better… Think of all the awkward tense situations you could make worse.
Genies are mischievous little buggers, better be careful with that flashlight.
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I mean have you asked for more wishes yet rhat seems like a gimme