Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 个月前Tragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Fieldthehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up11.04Karrow-down16cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up11.03Karrow-down1external-linkTragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Fieldthehardtimes.netNero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 个月前message-square42fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareImplyingImplications@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·8 个月前That’s it. From now on no more making turbines out of cardboard.
minus-squarekibiz0r@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·8 个月前Cardboard derivative operations are extremely dangerous. They increase the risk of wind spills by 2008%. Search “CDOs 2008 disaster” for more info.
minus-squaremsage@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 个月前How in the hell did you get this much genious into one comment?
minus-squarePlopp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·8 个月前That’s a great idea. We can just funnel the wind through the straws straight to the equipment that needs power.
That’s it. From now on no more making turbines out of cardboard.
How about cardboard derivatives?
Cardboard derivative operations are extremely dangerous. They increase the risk of wind spills by 2008%.
Search “CDOs 2008 disaster” for more info.
How in the hell did you get this much genious into one comment?
Like drink straws?
That’s a great idea. We can just funnel the wind through the straws straight to the equipment that needs power.
A SERIES Of TUBES!