Bring my kids to NYC next month and I know they are going to be so excited for these, and then be so bummed when they just taste like plain bread.
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Your kids won’t be bummed at all, kids love plain anyway.
My thoughts: rainbow bagels are fun
True, but kids also make assumptions on bright colors
Source: Me, from when I was a kid and got disappointed by Christmas ribbon candy
About to minmax on my homosexuality.
They’re pretty.
Pretty things can’t be bad
I am very pretty ∴ I am not the one who robbed that bank officer
They look delicious.
The colors are cool too.
Just a gimmick honestly
It’s so impressive they can fit so much 5G corona into these gay bagels (or, as we call them in the biz, gaygels).
If rainbow bagels spread nationwide - saying “gaygel” will be a hanging offense in Texas.
Looks like rubber
new-york style bagels are boiled instead of baked, which gives them a smooth shiny outside
they’re still baked of course, but boiling is the essential step that makes em chewy & shiny
Aww they should at least spice the colors up with different herbs for flavor. Good enough to sprinkle some fresh dill on.
they just taste like plain bread.
Obviously we need to
them again.Gaygels
Oh that’s what I forgot to eat when I was down there.
mexican grocery stores have given me a strong distrust for fantastic looking bread that looks like it’s from Narnia but tastes like it’s from Dune
The Lion of Narnia appears on Dune and he’s singing…
Catch the witness
Catch the wit
Catch the spirit
Catch the spit
i think we’d all have more fun if food coloring wasn’t conventionally eschewed for marketing naturalistic foods
feed me pitch black food that tastes normal, that’d be a great bit. fuck it feed me a blue salad
Pretty disgusting imo
