Diplomjodler@lemmy.world to Enough Musk Spam@lemmy.world · 5 months agoTesla chair says Elon Musk needs $46 billion pay plan to stay motivatedarstechnica.comexternal-linkmessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1151arrow-down18file-textcross-posted to: teslamotors[email protected]
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minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·5 months agoShit, I’ll do it for half that!
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·5 months agoIf you want to put me in charge of Tesla, I’ll do it for a million bucks a year and a house. Doesn’t even need to be a big house. Three bedrooms and a two car garage.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 months agoDamn you! Alright, I’ll do it for half a million.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·5 months ago$250,000 and a car. But not a Tesla. No way am I driving one of those.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·5 months ago20 bucks and a promise to send Elon to Mars and never let him come back!
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoActually, I’ll pay to have him shot to Mars at the next Starship launch.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 months agoBut can you fire 1000 people and still sleep at night? If not, then you’re not right for the job.
Shit, I’ll do it for half that!
If you want to put me in charge of Tesla, I’ll do it for a million bucks a year and a house. Doesn’t even need to be a big house. Three bedrooms and a two car garage.
Damn you! Alright, I’ll do it for half a million.
$250,000 and a car.
But not a Tesla. No way am I driving one of those.
$50,000 and a bicycle!
20 bucks and a promise to send Elon to Mars and never let him come back!
Actually, I’ll pay to have him shot to Mars at the next Starship launch.
But can you fire 1000 people and still sleep at night? If not, then you’re not right for the job.
Well fuck.