Will the washing machine tie all my clothes together in a comical fashion?

can you pack a dozen clowns into an apartment the size of a closet, or does that only work for cars?

Do you allow pets (marmoset, lions, lemurs, elephants, tigers, donkeys)

Finally a way to contact you! The toilet has been broken for weeks and the water coming out of the taps is brown… Can you please fix it?

Breaded or batter dipped?