• Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    12 days ago

    >dinner is done
    >announce dinner
    >everyone shows up 10 minutes later

    Some of the food is cold because I didn’t cover it, but why should I? It would have been fine if they came to the table when I announced dinner.

    >next day
    >dinner is almost done
    >remembering yesterday, I decide to announce dinner 10 minutes early so that 10 minutes later is “on time”
    >everyone arrives to the table immediately, remembering that it was cold yesterday not wanting that to happen again
    >mfw

  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    SUPPER!!!

    *under breath* will be ready when it’s good and fucking ready I swear I should have taken that roadie job.

  • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    Ok so for you non-parents here.

    We will eat like a family, that means everyone has to be here at the same time, or we all have to wait for the one person in the bathroom. Also I need help setting the table. Also I am freaken hungry and want to eat as well instead of sitting there waiting until my food is room temperature. Also I remember the time five months ago when you were late which means you are always late.

    Now eat the meal you didn’t have to pay for or make and you gave me “helpful” notes about.

  • Jimbo@yiffit.net
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    12 days ago

    If your parents lie to you on the regular you should buy better parents