• suction@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Touchscreen? That’s old, we can’t use that in our marketing, even BK has those. We need something new, fuckin do I care if it works???

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      5 months ago

      They could advertise actually usable physical buttons …

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        5 months ago

        Those would stop working because local scoundrels would stick their chewing gums in them

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          5 months ago

          With hercons without place to stick anything. Like a blister. You’ve seen such buttons.

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            5 months ago

            Those could work if it wasn’t for the local perverts blocking them 24/7 because twiddling them feels a bit like twiddling a robot’s nipples

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              5 months ago

              Never seen that. One can make them less like nipples and more like a depressable square area on a wall.

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                5 months ago

                If it wasn’t for those Medellin kids who stole all the square shapes from the wall button factory, I tells ya