Maven (famous) to Ask Satan@hilariouschaos.com · 4 months agoWhat's the best way to get back at a coworker who ate my lunch?message-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down13
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareWhat's the best way to get back at a coworker who ate my lunch?Maven (famous) to Ask Satan@hilariouschaos.com · 4 months agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squaresir_pronoun@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoPrepare another lunch as bait and make the ingredients fun, but not illegal. (I hear powdered Carolina Reapers are very fun. This could be slightly illegal, though.)
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoCareful, that could cause a chemical burn if too much is used. Malic acid is safer because of the higher PH and it tastes more sour.
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoWasabi can really give a nice balance to the reaper.
minus-squareSatan@hilariouschaos.comMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoI use it as a cooling balm actually. It’s so fucking hot down here, Wasabi is just generally the lotion we hand out to new souls in their care packets.
Prepare another lunch as bait and make the ingredients fun, but not illegal.
(I hear powdered Carolina Reapers are very fun. This could be slightly illegal, though.)
Citric acid could be a nice touch.
Careful, that could cause a chemical burn if too much is used. Malic acid is safer because of the higher PH and it tastes more sour.
Wasabi can really give a nice balance to the reaper.
I use it as a cooling balm actually. It’s so fucking hot down here, Wasabi is just generally the lotion we hand out to new souls in their care packets.