MILWAUKEE—Lining up in the hallway dressed in hospital gowns, Republican presidential candidates underwent mandatory genital checks ahead of their first debate Wednesday. “Please state your name, date of birth, and gender,” said the Republican National Committee’s staff physician, who then put on glasses, snapped on…
I had to squint hard to see if this was nottheonion
It’s obviously the onion. Republicans only care about your genitals, not theirs.
I heard they don’t even wash theirs.
They care about their own genitals too. All wankers do.
Republican Presidential Debate Moderators Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate
You’d have to squint hard to see his dick.