• Todd Bonzalez@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    Just redirect my urethra and install a single Y-Valve. Flip the switch up and I cum out the tip, flip the switch down and I cum out my taint.

    Ultimate pull-out method.

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        4 months ago

        Saving up cums so I can do one huge pint-sized cum.

        Googling “What is the shelf life of cum?”

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      4 months ago

      I’d say “imagine having to explain to your date why you’ve got cum in your ass”, but it sounds like you already did.