return2ozma@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 5 months agoWhat life hack is so simple yet so effective, you're shocked more people don't know about it?message-squaremessage-square595fedilinkarrow-up1353arrow-down114
arrow-up1339arrow-down1message-squareWhat life hack is so simple yet so effective, you're shocked more people don't know about it?return2ozma@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 5 months agomessage-square595fedilink
minus-squareNarrativeBear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down2·edit-25 months agoSpank the monkey
minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25arrow-down1·edit-25 months ago Filbert and Heffer playing “Spank the Monkey”
minus-squareSuckMyWang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down5·5 months agoMildly to firmly squeeze your penis while moving your hand back and forward
Spank the monkey
Filbert and Heffer playing “Spank the Monkey”
Flog the dolphin
Mildly to firmly squeeze your penis while moving your hand back and forward
Choke the chicken.
Bash the bishop