• LocalOaf [they/them, ze/hir]@hexbear.net
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      4 months ago

      The idea of the deep state having the ability to make perfect body double replacements but only if they’re also exactly as feeble and senile as the original is REALLY funny

      farnsworth cia

      “Finally, I present to you, Biden 2.0! We’ll have a competent head of state again and no one will be the wiser, we can just say he had a small brain tumor removed or something and that’s why he’s lucid now! Can you hear us Mr. President?”

      biden-the-thing

      “Yeah mack! I remember before they used to let Polish fellas into the pool hall! I’m the guy that changed that! That’s what this is all about… anyway”

      cia

      “Fuck. Let’s just get Kamala.”