“I want a 16-year-old that’s untouched. Untouched. Pristine,” he says. “Uncorrupted, innocent. That’s what everybody wants.”

Yikes.

“Women don’t age like wine, they age like milk,” he explains.

“I want someone who looks as close to a boy as I can find. Also older women are ugly but men we just stay hot(god so fucking hot) all our lives”.

Look I ain’t gunna keep up the stereotype that every homophobe is secretly gay but, like, is my little strawman really that far out in left field?