As we kick off our 50th year as a company …

… we just realized that security was never actually our priority, regardless of what our marketing people actually said. Sure, security was a priority before, but now it’s the top, top priority right below shareholder value and C-suite bonuses… and AI and in-Windows advertising and outsourcing. It’s a core priority, actually. Just like the core of a rock-hard coconut.

employees will now have to start delivering

Sure, they’ll have a sprint or whatever they use and have to estimate their work without security, because if they do include security in their estimates, they will told “takes too long, lower your estimate”. Just like testing and documentation.

And of course, they’ll have to deliver security without any training on security.

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