In this post, I saw a lot of people coming to Bad Empanada’s defense, and felt like they may be uninformed about his actual positions of things, so I felt that this ought to be posted.
Schrodinger’s bait
This is some V*ush shit, dude needs to stop drinking the irony poison.
“merely pretending” type shit
This is far from the first time he’s said contradictory shit. Idk if he’s irony poisoned or just changed his opinion based on what pisses people off the most.
His views on Ukraine are very clear if you watch his videos like the 90 minute one about how the scientific consensus on the Holodomor is that it wasn’t a genocide, but since a lot of people in here get irrationally angry because of the smallest criticism of AES (while claiming to be “critically” supportive) and starts to cry fed they are a very easy target to troll. After this i am even less convinced that his Venezuela video was serious (which would be good because it was awful).
After this i am even less convinced that his Venezuela video was serious
I don’t buy this. He clearly fucks with people on Twitter but putting the effort into a whole video to just subtlety troll people is less believable. He still occasionally contradicts himself in his videos but significantly less often, I think what he says on camera is much closer to whatever his actual views are.
I think his actual views are somewhat informed by what pisses off the people he hates is the thing.
This is a stream of his. He is putting zero effort into these. 99% of these are watching Vaush and Destiny and other whothefuckcaresabout youtubers videos and him pointing and laughing.
Whoa bro I’m only being an imperialist chauvinist like my audience loves me being ironically
It’s not the audience, it’s clowns like you who get all up in arms and spam comments trying to smear others because of stupid shit.
You should be smeared because you hold chauvinist and imperialist views you refuse to change. The smears will continue until your opinions improve
Sorry but if the video is a “joke” then he is doing a Vaush where he can pull a “just joking”, this is pathetic, my man is lost in the irony swamp.
It’s not irony, it’s just engagement bait at this point. He’s not even making a point it’s just him trying to annoy people.
Thanks.
I think i should clarify: It is a joke in the way that it’s purposefully much more blatant and outrageous as what his actual opinion is (which usually come out on his regular channel, not on his streams where he just talks shit for hours, that’s literally what the streams are for). You can call it pathetic, i don’t like it either, but that’s why i am not watching his streams, only the main channel content.
You are the way you are because you absorb breadtube content and it turns your brain into chauvinist, terrorist supporting mush
Wish i had the time to absorb breadtube content lmao.
You just said you watch BE content. This is where the stupidity is entering your brain from, turn off the spigot
What the fuck is the point of intentionally putting out bad videos?
As someone else said it, engagement bait.
If I ever go rabid like this, please put me down.
I’m so glad I’ve never cared about breadtube
Lmao you are the person that always used to defend SDF and the US bases in Syria.
Disregard this chauvinist people, they’re a habitual NJR defender and succ sucker
Counterpoint: funny parasocial podcast man fought for Rojava
Even he regrets it and kind of shits on them now
I do defend the SDF cause i am not a fan of ethnic cleansing. Not US bases tho.
SDF are some of the biggest ethnic cleansers in Syria and are an American proxy who steal oil from the people of Syria. You know this, it’s been stated to you a hundred times, but you prefer to continue on in your radlib fantasy where there’s a “based communalism” for you to cheer for draped over the American imperialism. It morally absolves you in your chauvinist rooting for the imperialist side
SDF are some of the biggest ethnic cleansers in Syria
Shouldve really given up reading this here-
are an American proxy who steal oil from the people of Syria.
No, they chose to ally temporarily with them in order not to be ethnically cleansed by Turkey and by IS. Which is a bad decision, as i stated multiple times, but again, talking to a wall.
The US is allies with Turkey and ISIS and green lit the Turkish invasion. Some “allies” the US is, looks a lot more like they are dogs and vassals who have to take any and all abuse because they got in bed with the devil and sold out.
https://thecradle.co/articles-id/26238
Odd that the SDF just “released” 200 ISIS prisoners all at once as soon as their territory (illegally occupied oil refineries) is under threat. If they hate IS so much why are they releasing IS fighters to kill Arabs to protect their interests?
They are stealing Syrian oil. They ethnically cleansed Arabs throughout Syria. These are facts you cannot dispute or address.
You are the wall here, evidenced by you holding a 2016 circa opinion that 99.99% of socialists have moved on from. It’s YOU who is wrong and stubborn and incapable of learning new information.
orcs
technically he said ORcs, which may refer to Oregan (a State in the US), or Operating Room, or Onion Ring, you see it’s a coded message, he wants this Zelensky dude to meet him in Oregan for onion rings later.
We must support the ANDks of the free world in their democratic war against the authoritarian ORks.
We need an anti streamer aktion emoji I can just post to save time whenever one of them has a bad take or turns out to be a pedophile (on a long enough timeline this is all of them)
“The arc of the streamer universe is long, but it bends toward sexual assault and the exploitation of minors”
— MLK
Disappointed this isn’t indexed as “nightmare-blunt-rotation”
counterpoint - who cares what this guy thinks
Whether or not it’s extremely unclear jokes and layers of irony poison, the rhetoric is just pointless at this stage.
I was a big fan of BE in the past, but too much time on Twitter and adopting a ‘streamer’ personality has completely brainwormed him in recent years; It seems like he cares more about “winning” over other people on the internet instead of presenting any coherent thought. He’s made some great videos in the past, but not even his fans seem to know what side he’s taking on a given day anymore.
The further away the BadEmpanada posts are from his main channel, the worst his takes are
Idk why anybody is surprised it’s not like their name is GOOD empanada
BadEmpada is like Mao in that he has some good takes and bad takes. He is unlike Mao in that Mao wasn’t a youtube.
Personally I will say that I think we should go further and work towards a good empanada.
edit: Tone clarifier, I am doing a bit. If you actually believe I would believe this, then I am a teeny bit saddened. My actual opinions are much dumber.
BadEmpadanus is like Lysenko in that he has two good takes and the rest are all bad. He is unlike Lysenko in that Lysenko wasn’t a thinly-veiled fascist who intentionally decided to help further colonize Argentina.
Personally I will say that I think we should go further and work towards fewer empanadas as they are not a significant part of a healthy diet.
Let’s compromise and agree he is kinda like Kropotkin because they both have names that are kind of funny, and that you can have a good empanada once in a while, as a treat
BadEmpada is like Mao
He just wasn’t a youtube, but otherwise they’re identical.
Calling youtubers ‘a youtube’ is a pretty solid diss.
Reminds me of Ronald Jenkees in the early days addressing his audience with “hello youtubes”
I miss that guy. He’d just awkwardly start with a rushed “hello YouTubes” and then hit you with a track that sounds like distilled good vibes.
Retvrn
He likes Nixon
“wwwwHAT’S UP YOUTUBE!!! YOU KNOW WHO IT IS, IT’S YA BOI ZAZA_DONG COMING BACK AT YOU WITH ANOTHER VIDEO! EVERY TUESDAY THURSDAY AND SATURDAY, YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT IS. AND DON’T FORGET TO SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON AND HIT SUBSCRIBE, TAKING THAT GREAT LEAP FORWARD TO GET ONE MAOLLION FOLLOWERS. ALRIGHT NOW THAT THE INTRO’S OVER LET’S GET IT!!! TODAY WE’RE PLAYING THE DICKSUCKING MOD IN MINECRAFT”
EVERY TUESDAY THURSDAY AND SATURDAY
revisionism. Mao would be doing daily vlogs alongside Mr. Beast style videos.
ZAZA_DONG
Maoillionthe daily vlogs go on his second channel, ZedongGrindset
Of course, I should’ve investigated before I spoke
BadEmpada is like Mao
Nooooo NOOOOO. I don’t even know who this dork is but NOOOOOOOOO
This should be a bannable offense
I am very serious, the only difference really is that Mao isn’t a youtube. Time will tell wether BadEmpada, the modern day philosopher that he is, will have any actual influence on this world and we were right to care about him or if he was just another way to get my brain to give me sweet dopamine by arguing with people online.
What do you mean? They both had good opinions and bad opinions, I am very serious and also objectively correct.
No! NO!
Not an argument. And since we are obviously having a very serious debate about a very serious topic, I would like for you to concede your position and admit that the only difference is that Mao wasn’t an influencer
Bad Empanada is waging a protracted streamers’ war.
Doing the mass line but for posting
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bad empanada
gotta love pro-imperialism ultras
Bad Empanada has good videos, but the worst takes on Twitter sometimes. I had to block him for my sanity.
Having faith in streamers; this is the 18th type of liberalism.
Ukraine is such a fascinating litmus test because the correct option is “neither” or “I hope the side backed by the U.S suffers total failure in their stated or professed objectives” and it’s not that hard a take to make, given the U.S is run by demonic ghouls.
No you see I’m pro Ukrainian people
And by that I mean shoving conscripted civilians into a meat grinder of a war thats been lost over a year ago so the US stock market can go up 3.5%.
I’m the morally correct one, you all are just evil RuZZia bots that want Putler to win so he can bring back muh Soviet empire
(Israeli flag in bio)
Had me on the first half.
(Israeli flag in bio)
A concerningly large portion of people with the kind of takes you’re parodying have both Ukrainian and Palestinian flags in their bio. Somehow they aren’t able (willing?) to see the contradiction there.
If they are pro ceasefire in Ukraine I don’t think there’s a contradiction it just makes them anti war.
Idk about the others though, maybe they are just uneducated on how bad the situation in Ukraine is? Gaza is front and center on social media and a lot of protests are happening. Ukraine is way more locked down in mainstream media as an underdog constantly about to beat Russia.
Nobody is pro ceasefire putting the flag in their bio, they want Ukraine to beat back the evil ruzzians
Counterpoint: Bademeinhof Group
if you ever wondered how “leftists” turn into rightwing neocons in their later lives, start here
Yeah I’m good on this dude. Plenty of principled commies to follow, not wasting any more of my time with Schrödinger’s liberal