His immune system was khamas.
al-qashew nut allergy
Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
i do!!! i spent a solid 5 min going back and forth on this before catching myself being way too pedantic
He was a general too at only 19 and 4 months in the military!
Holey shit did the semen extraction team arrive in time???
there’s a rumor that a hostile team got there first
Israel about to be the only nation on Earth with a sizeable minority of their new generation literally being half-undead like some World of Warcraft village
Children of the Dead Seed (expected CWs apply)
Yeah, but they couldn’t extract anything because it turned out he was also molding the halva into rods and using them for sounding
Does anyone halva epi-pen?
A pen! A pen! My kingdom for a pen!
Imagine being so thirsty for genocide/blood that you’d travel at your own expense to do so.
I’m leaning toward believing in an all-powerful deity now, because this asshole’s death seems like something an all-powerful deity would do.
no more halva measures
“Israeli” food was so bad bro fucking died
Critical support to allergies
- breed a bunch of lone star ticks
- release all over the 1st world
- watch as everybody emits 10% less carbon and/or dies from allergies
he expected to fight, yet his body couldn’t even fight off food.
NYPD ass funeral
Killed by one of the most Jewish of snacks
How ironic
Halva isn’t Jewish, it’s levant Arabian especially Lebanese and Palestinians.
Ah, I always got it from the Jewish deli I got lunch at
My mistake
It’s fine, common misconception. Like saying couscous is “Israeli” when the Amazigh invented it.
I think people get confused on that one because of “Israeli” couscous or ptitim, which is actually different food. It’s a pasta product created by Nestle during the 1950s. Basically like acini di pepe but toasted.
It sucks ass and is basically a Great Depression food from the austerity era following WWII.
It’d be funnier if he died from corned beef or dill herring
Choked to death on one of those giant pastrami sandwiches
Honestly I associate halva most with the Caucasus but that’s only because of that one Shamkhan Daldayev song
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
To be fair, halva is common all over the Arab/Turkish Mediterranean too, I used to buy it to my Turkish goods dealer.
What are the odds it was actually
The opposite, this was how he actually died but some propaganda outlets on Twitter claimed he was “liquidated.”
“No one have claimed responsibility for the allergic attack yet, but we suspect Hamas, IDF sources said.”
EAT THE HALVA!
KICK THE FLAGPOLE!
EAT THE HALVA!
KICK THE FLAGPOLE!
Don’t any of them have jobs?
These are the real welfare queens reagan (rest in piss) was talking about
But, do you condemn Halvas???
