• baldingpudenda@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I feel walking up, talking on the phone, sounding pissed while flipping through the pages alone would open a lot of doors. Don’t need to be too charismatic when you look like some tiny bullshit away from crimes against humanity.

    • Em Adespoton@lemmy.ca
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      2 months ago

      Except for places with access cards and pin pads. You need to have both hands fully occupied and some sort of a clipped on badge for those.

      • janAkali@lemmy.one
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        2 months ago

        Then you just wait until somebody enters in.
        When the person opens the door you run to them and yell “wait wait wait” while frantically gesturing. After you enter - say quick “thank you” and disappear.