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    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      3 months ago

      He used to be wet! Very wet, folks, possibly the wettest! People would say, “look at how wet he is” but now? He’s dry! No more wetness, can you believe it? Now people are saying he’s not even damp! SAD

      • LocalOaf [they/them, ze/hir]@hexbear.net
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        3 months ago

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        People are saying “Donald Trump is the new Salton Sea” folks! It used to have water, big water. Fresh water. Now? Look at it! It’s washed up and dry and salty. Very sad. Very very sad, I will tell you that. I talked to President Putin, I said “Vlad, whaddya know about dry?” and he told me about Aral Sea, they’ve got Aral Sea over there, but Aral instead of Ariel like in Little Mermaid, and frankly, much like Little Mermaid, that went from wet to on land too, and it’s a real shame. But we’re doing great things from the standpoint of dry, but the Ukraine and wet, not so much.