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minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·5 months agoWhat else have we been lied to about??
minus-squareDharkStare@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54·5 months agoStrippers don’t rotate around the pole. The pole itself is rotating.
minus-squaretiny@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·5 months agoSomehow that was a bigger emotional blow than finding out pro wrestling is fake
minus-squareOptional@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months ago(Shhhhh!) Nothing! Ha ha - nothing.
minus-squareNegativeInf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·5 months agoInteresting contradiction. The cake is a lie, but it’s cake and always has been.
minus-squareLocalhorst86@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 months agoEverything is cake, and the cake is a lie. Everything is a lie, we are living in the matrix.
minus-squareTehBamski@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 months agoSanta Clause can’t be fat one moment and ultra skinny the other, to fit down a chimney.
minus-squareBlackDragon@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 months agoI’m pretty sure Santa is kinda like a cat. All the fat just kinda squishes, if he can fit his head in the rest can make it too.
minus-squarexia@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoSo he’s some kinda slime or shape-shifter, huh?
What else have we been lied to about??
Strippers don’t rotate around the pole. The pole itself is rotating.
Somehow that was a bigger emotional blow than finding out pro wrestling is fake
It’s what?!
(Shhhhh!) Nothing! Ha ha - nothing.
The cake
Interesting contradiction. The cake is a lie, but it’s cake and always has been.
Everything is cake, and the cake is a lie. Everything is a lie, we are living in the matrix.
The caketrix
Who gets to lick the spoon
Santa Clause can’t be fat one moment and ultra skinny the other, to fit down a chimney.
I’m pretty sure Santa is kinda like a cat. All the fat just kinda squishes, if he can fit his head in the rest can make it too.
So he’s some kinda slime or shape-shifter, huh?