Are you dating a spreadsheet?
They seem to excel at it.
Gotta remain positive and see the glass half full, or January 2nd depending on the cell format.
She’s so perfect. Literally not a single flaw. She’s a 1.
Excel would say Oct. 10
He’s got all access to that one
Word.
If your mind goes to “spreadsheet” instead of “calendar,” that says more about your… proclivities… than it does his!
It’s really more of a DataFrame I’ve mismanaged. Which might be why I’m struggling to handle my relationships.
Maybe it’s time to upgrade to a relational database.
I don’t think I’m ready for that. In fact, I think I’m just going back to individual delimited text files to store every record separately using a custom encoding I made up.
I’ll add arbitrary folders to split them up based on inconsistent logic and never make backups.
Did you know you can also store your data on random pieces of paper of various sizes and shapes, and pile them on the kitchen table? You also get bonus points, if you write/draw the data using colorful crayons! I call it the CLUTTER format which stands for: Chaotic Loosely Unstructured Tangled Tornado Explosion Records. It’s a new data storage method, and I’m pretty sure it will catch on.
Now that’s quality showerthinking
This is what it’s all about right here.
First post here that kind of fucked me up for a moment.
this hit me like a mental flashbang. your wisdom is beyond all of us
Yes, and if we’re playing my connect 4 rules, you can also aim for a Monday - Tuesday - Wednesday - Thursday diagonal.
You can also go 3D. January 8, February 5, March 4, April 8 would be 4 in a stack.
thank goodness i can see time in 3d now. this wont end badly.
Seeing time in 3D, mayhaps like a Time Cube?
Holy shit, what an opener, and then the second paragraph is the perfect punchline. I think the wiki editors knew exactly what they were doing.
huh? please elaborate. The opening paragraph of the time cube article appears normal
It is entertaining.
What if we add a 4th dimension with years?
Sure. That would be 4 days in a… well stack is already taken, so what do we call that?
Maybe a box, or a jumbo stack
Four days in a box. It’s settled then.
That’s the third dimension of time. You playing 6D chess over here
If you include multiple years, you can add one more dimension.
That’s only moving in the third dimension without moving in any other.
If you have movement in all 3 dimensions, you get January 1, February 6, March 13, April 25.
Thats diagonally and stacked.
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Diagonal for the win!
If you see someone on Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday, that counts as only three days in a row, since Monday is on another row. If you see somebody on four consecutive Tuesdays, that would be four days in a column.
You got me there!
This what a calendar does to a mf
Are you perchance Bobby Tables?
I see where this question is leading, and I don’t think I like the implications
… Where is it leading?
Get your ducks in a column.
No, it’s boating related. Four days in a sail.
I’m going to make the executive choice of saying that yes. Yes it does mean that.
I absolutely love this.
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Life is row-order; suck it, FORTRAN
