baggachipz@sh.itjust.worksM to Fuck Trucks 🖕@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoNHTSA targets truck bloat!www.theverge.comexternal-linkmessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up126arrow-down18cross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]
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minus-squarer128@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoThis is ridiculous. Everyone knows bigger trucks reduce pedestrian casualties. They’re easier to spot, and they inspire a certain primal fear that really encourages getting out of the way. Think of the children!
minus-squarebaggachipz@sh.itjust.worksOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoI say we make them even bigger. If they’re high enough, they’ll just go right over the pedestrian without touching them. Checkmate, libruls!
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoNah, that’s impractical, because then we’d need to raise all of the bridges. Instead, let’s add plows to the trucks to push the children out of the way.
This is ridiculous. Everyone knows bigger trucks reduce pedestrian casualties. They’re easier to spot, and they inspire a certain primal fear that really encourages getting out of the way. Think of the children!
I say we make them even bigger. If they’re high enough, they’ll just go right over the pedestrian without touching them. Checkmate, libruls!
Nah, that’s impractical, because then we’d need to raise all of the bridges.
Instead, let’s add plows to the trucks to push the children out of the way.