What do you mean nicotine and a monster for breakfast isn’t healthy?
Replace the monster with coffe and you have the breakfast of choice for berliners and parisians! They’re fancy! Ooh la lah!
I know I’ve done a good job with my caffeine detox because I drank some energy drink that was supposed to taste like Sour Patch Kids (my favorite candy) and I feel like Hercules
Cleaned out my partners car in record time, steam blasted my ferrets’ enclosure and then had the time to make a fancy cheese board for my Pathfinder session
I feel like I might die if I stop moving, but then again I’ll just keep moving
I got in trouble in the first grade because I did an amazing Cornholio
Well, look who’s laughing now Mrs. Potters!
They made your bunghole angry, and they had to paaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
They were threatening me!
Me, immediately during and after writing the final chapters (in one night) of my first novel.
The beverage had
colors and unicorns all over it. And like six cups of coffee worth of caffeine. 
i felt this meme physically
this was me like two hours ago
Are you suggesting that 2 monster ultra cans a day is BAD for me???
I can drink any alcohol no problem, but I stay the fuck away from caffeine.
If I’m not having a drink, then it’s always water for me.
Lmao that’s breakfast for me on its uwn no wonder my stomach is munted
