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minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·2 months agoWhen you’re in a hole, dig harder!
minus-squareShadowRam@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up19·2 months agoNo wonder they matched him with JT. He’d draw on a weather map with a sharpie too, Literally do and say anything, no matter how ridiculous, to not ever admit a mistake.
minus-squarebeebarfbadger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoIf lying, restructuring my entire identity by throwing all my values overboard, or undermining the foundations of democracy in order to gain more power is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoIf God didn’t want us to fuck couches, why did he make them so goddamn sexy?
minus-squareSpaceCowboy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoThe smaller ones are called “love seats”. That makes it consensual, right?
minus-squareAgentGrimstone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoAt most, claim it was sarcasm, just a joke.
minus-squarebamfic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·2 months agoEspecially if you’re drilling a hole in a couch.
When you’re in a hole, dig harder!
No wonder they matched him with JT.
He’d draw on a weather map with a sharpie too,
Literally do and say anything, no matter how ridiculous, to not ever admit a mistake.
If lying, restructuring my entire identity by throwing all my values overboard, or undermining the foundations of democracy in order to gain more power is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
If God didn’t want us to fuck couches, why did he make them so goddamn sexy?
The smaller ones are called “love seats”. That makes it consensual, right?
Preach 🛋️🙌
At most, claim it was sarcasm, just a joke.
Especially if you’re drilling a hole in a couch.