This nerd probably forgets Grimes birthday and runs out to the department store like one of us plebs. He makes a big deal about how normal a guy he is while he asks the matron of the bedroom vanities dept to wrap whatever horrible racecar bedspread he bought for his bizarre ageplaying gnomelike wife. She says she doesn’t do that but he just slips her a $100 and continues to get the most pathetically wrapped gift ever
Thanks Elon you’re my favourite customer hello doggie buhbye
Probably got her a puppy for her birthday, but then killed it out of jealousy.
for his bizarre ageplaying gnomelike wife.
Omg, lol. 😅 Not far from the truth, I guess, but this is nasty, hahaha. Grimes is cute, come on.
don’t make me call in @[email protected] with the dune quotes
also she cribbed her whole ass style from a less successful but more interesting artist
Which one?
I could be even more basic and quote that Tolkien thing about looking fair yet feeling foul instead.