Flying Squid@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 3 months agoDonald Trump briefed on suspected Iranian assassination plotwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1125arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up1114arrow-down1external-linkDonald Trump briefed on suspected Iranian assassination plotwww.theguardian.comFlying Squid@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square27fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareFuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down1·3 months agoTo paraphrase a famous Trump quote, “Iran, if you’re listening…”
minus-squareGroundedGator@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoHold off until January and we’ll ship him to you in a crate with a few air holes.
minus-squareSilverCode@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 months agoIf you skip the air holes, you can claim Trump is both dead and alive, as long as no one opens the box. It is a win for both sides!
To paraphrase a famous Trump quote, “Iran, if you’re listening…”
Hold off until January and we’ll ship him to you in a crate with a few air holes.
If you skip the air holes, you can claim Trump is both dead and alive, as long as no one opens the box. It is a win for both sides!
Lmao this one got me