I notice a real dip in posting in the evening, especially on weekend. People, you gotta stop banging bods and start banging out that content. This slop is the only thing I have going for me.

Fuck people who have sex. They suck.

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Wear a chastity device for me

  • rootsbreadandmakka [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Don’t worry comrade, you can just call the volcel police on these people. Don’t worry, they’re not bourgeois police, they’re a revolutionary guard. The volcel pledge must be defended!

    • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]@hexbear.netB
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      The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

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