I notice a real dip in posting in the evening, especially on weekend. People, you gotta stop banging bods and start banging out that content. This slop is the only thing I have going for me.
Fuck people who have sex. They suck.
spoiler
Wear a chastity device for me
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I WILL NEVER STOP NOT HAVING SEX
A strong, committed champion of the volcel armyFor every sex someone else has I will not have two sex
I skip two sex in the morning, I skip two sex at night
I skip two sex in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I skip two sex in times of peace and two in times of war
I skip two sex before I skip two sex, and then I skip two more
fucking amazing
Fuck people who have sex. They suck.
Yeah that’s kinda how it works bud.
Fuck people who have sex.
Will do!
They suck.
Most certainly!
I don’t know why you think people can’t post while they’re bangin. I only post while I’m poopin, eatin, or fuckin
i always type up a comment right before i bang, then i open up the list of hexbear emojis and by the time i’m done a good 20 or so of them have loaded and are ready to use (it took 3 hours) (the sex was with a batman doll with a fleshlight shoved into a hole i tore in his crotch)
actually it’s gay to get pussy
actually it’s gay to get pussy
- dagaypussyeata
- dagaypussyeata
how can i stop having sex when your dad keeps hitting me up? what am i supposed to do? i can’t tell your dad no. unlike kids these days i respect my elders
Power dynamics
Sex is a material condition.
deeply distressed to hear this. this can’t true. hexbeariens dont have sex surely
Brother, I am so tired of these sex havers.
I haven’t had sex since 2006.
True comrade!
Sex was invented by Big Condom to sell more condoms
jorking it and by it i mean nothing at all
sex is icky, you don’t need to tell me twice.
Never, if I don’t meet my sex and baiting quota I’ll get really sick
Uh, have you considered that I spent the whole weekend gooning?
