• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    I can legally shit in any room. I even have a card somewhere licensing me to do so. My shits are the stankiest. I can’t make it to Odessa until 11/1 (i have an appointment today) but I will gladly drop a deuce directly in his office.

    edit: i just got home from my appointment I need a flight to odessa if we’re gonna do this

    edit: I’ve been saving up. It’s gonna be a très

    • Aeri@lemmy.world
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      23 days ago

      “PROVE, THAT YOU HAVE THE STRENGTH AND COURAGE, TO BE FREE” They said, shitting on the floor