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  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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    17 hours ago

    It’s called an elephant gun because it’s for shooting elephants. Not because it’s the size of an elephant. There is no way a horses hoof or an elephants trunk will fit in the barrel of a gun thats less than an inch a single freedom unit in diameter.

    But you know what will? A finger. You’re just going to want to shove it in their really good because those cartridges pack a punch.

    • JaymesRS@literature.cafe
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      17 hours ago

      No, the trunk will stop it.

      Also, everyone knows elephants can’t shoot, so why would they need a gun. 🤔