ID: Sammy Nickalls @sammynickalls tweets:
ladies: the day after Halloween, don’t forget to buy all the discounted blood capsules to keep in your mouth when men tell you to smile
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“That’s what I love about these vampire girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age…”
I am Sammy’s smirking revenge.
I’m a dude, I’ve definitely been told to smile before in public by total strangers.
What does this mean. Internet tell me what to feel.
It means they have main character syndrome.
It means they’re trying to take a nice photo and you’re spoiling the mood /s
I use them when my boss asks if I can stay late.
Joke’s on you I’m into that shit (that shit being practical effects)
